Sup.
As you can see, I've done a little template change to my blogspot. I think it really suits my theme a bit with the map and all. Or maybe it's just cool. Either way, this is a part of my design overhaul. The header that you see now will be changed in the near future and some other things will be implemented as well after further research. So enjoy this now and leave a comment!
Signing off,
Carter
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Showing posts with label why are you even looking at these?. Show all posts
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Got some laughs in today?
Alright, so today I had one of the greatest days ever. I was the center of attention, but in the good way like being a comedian- which I was during that time. Haha. I have no idea where these Ideas of African Jungles, Homeless people and Drive-thrus came from but my gosh, they were hilarious. I think the funniest thing I did was Identifying people wearing "Mom Jeans." You know, the vintage pair of jeans ordinarily found on moms over the age of 35. They are pulled up around 4 inches abou the navel, and an overly acessed amount of trunk room. Because these pants are so high, the legs of their jeans end an inch above the ankle. (Thank you UrbanDictionary.com!) And you know, this was at my high school so, theres like a plethora of moms 40+ that qualified for my incessant jokes about them. I had what, everyone walking beside my laughing. I had people laughing who I'd never seen before. Then with some quick wit, I made a joke about them and they hadn't realized it.
You know what's funny to me, when people who laugh last at a joke. I laugh not only because of the joke, I laught at the people laughing last. Why? Because they don't actually get the joke. You can tell that they don't get it, because after the punchline, everyone bursts in to laughter. Then 5 seconds later the last person chimes in so he or she won't feel left out. By that time, the joke had died. you can also tell by the look on their face or when they shrug then try to laugh. Sorry but, it doesn't work.
I don't know about you but, I've gotten some laughs in today. Have you?
Signing out,
Carter.
PS: Don't be shy to post comments, I won't bite, besides, you don't need an account to post them anyway! Please, I enjoy the company, the dry no comment thing is making me feel lonely. Haha.
You know what's funny to me, when people who laugh last at a joke. I laugh not only because of the joke, I laught at the people laughing last. Why? Because they don't actually get the joke. You can tell that they don't get it, because after the punchline, everyone bursts in to laughter. Then 5 seconds later the last person chimes in so he or she won't feel left out. By that time, the joke had died. you can also tell by the look on their face or when they shrug then try to laugh. Sorry but, it doesn't work.
I don't know about you but, I've gotten some laughs in today. Have you?
Signing out,
Carter.
PS: Don't be shy to post comments, I won't bite, besides, you don't need an account to post them anyway! Please, I enjoy the company, the dry no comment thing is making me feel lonely. Haha.
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
One Late Night...
Hey all,
First off, I want to say to all those people who say, "forget about sleep" (yeah you know who you are), that you must be either dillusional or insane or a mixture of the two. (I've seen that mix before- not pretty. Not. At. All.) Sleep is necessary for everyone to complete their everyday tasks with ease.
Now that's off my chest, off to the main event.
3 things occured that contributed to my late night:
1) Listening to great music. Lupe Fiasco, The Clash, The Beatles (of course, the cliche'), Trapt, The Fall of Troy, etc, etc. If you haven't heard of any of these people then you must be under a rock. If you don't like them, well that's your opinion, and if you want to make a negative comment- save it, I don't bode well with negativity. Oh there will be a music list too in the near future.
2) Listening to great music while helping my mom take a test in Pathophysiology. Pathophysi-what? Is that a real subject you ask? Why yes! Yes it is. But it is a subject I dread along with any other subject involving nutrition. Remind me to hire one of those people. That alone was a two-hour scavenger hunt trying to find answers to these rediculous questions. Like trying to find a needle in the Pacific Ocean. Did I mention the Pacific Ocean?
3) Listening to music while helping my mom create a snazzy website. Do I have pictures you say? I do but the project is kinda under wraps. I will try to inform you all about it when it's done? Sorry.
4) And number four considering the fact that I lied about have 3 things that kept me awake, would be listening to music while typing up this blog. (Well hello, that's a given considering your still up anyway.) With that being said, this technically doesn't count so don't bother reading this one. I bet you read this whole thing didn't you? Too bad, your brain has turned to mush. Don't blame me, just blame your eyes.
Call me crazy, but I see a pattern. Do you? It's quite obvious. If you guess correctly you win a prize!!
...Except that prize is only that small joy of satisfaction of answering a question correctly.
Aside from all that nonsense, I can't stop pondering what I should do for my next project. Should it be a limerick, typography, illustration, a combination of the three, I just don't know.
Because I have nothing else to rant about and because I bored you to death with all of this text, I leave you with this. If you have any ideas, let me know. Not much of an ending right?
Signing off again,
Carter.
P.S.: Man am I tired. It's what 1:51 am. Great Scott! Haha.
First off, I want to say to all those people who say, "forget about sleep" (yeah you know who you are), that you must be either dillusional or insane or a mixture of the two. (I've seen that mix before- not pretty. Not. At. All.) Sleep is necessary for everyone to complete their everyday tasks with ease.
Now that's off my chest, off to the main event.
3 things occured that contributed to my late night:
1) Listening to great music. Lupe Fiasco, The Clash, The Beatles (of course, the cliche'), Trapt, The Fall of Troy, etc, etc. If you haven't heard of any of these people then you must be under a rock. If you don't like them, well that's your opinion, and if you want to make a negative comment- save it, I don't bode well with negativity. Oh there will be a music list too in the near future.
2) Listening to great music while helping my mom take a test in Pathophysiology. Pathophysi-what? Is that a real subject you ask? Why yes! Yes it is. But it is a subject I dread along with any other subject involving nutrition. Remind me to hire one of those people. That alone was a two-hour scavenger hunt trying to find answers to these rediculous questions. Like trying to find a needle in the Pacific Ocean. Did I mention the Pacific Ocean?
3) Listening to music while helping my mom create a snazzy website. Do I have pictures you say? I do but the project is kinda under wraps. I will try to inform you all about it when it's done? Sorry.
4) And number four considering the fact that I lied about have 3 things that kept me awake, would be listening to music while typing up this blog. (Well hello, that's a given considering your still up anyway.) With that being said, this technically doesn't count so don't bother reading this one. I bet you read this whole thing didn't you? Too bad, your brain has turned to mush. Don't blame me, just blame your eyes.
Call me crazy, but I see a pattern. Do you? It's quite obvious. If you guess correctly you win a prize!!
...Except that prize is only that small joy of satisfaction of answering a question correctly.
Aside from all that nonsense, I can't stop pondering what I should do for my next project. Should it be a limerick, typography, illustration, a combination of the three, I just don't know.
Because I have nothing else to rant about and because I bored you to death with all of this text, I leave you with this. If you have any ideas, let me know. Not much of an ending right?
Signing off again,
Carter.
P.S.: Man am I tired. It's what 1:51 am. Great Scott! Haha.
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